February 2011
Class:
When you’re in class and you think you understand the work:
When you come home and try to do it:
I think I have strep throat.
Reasons why I'm single
i can’t date food
i can’t date the internet
i can’t date myself
i can’t date my blog
I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I...
Baby Please Don't Go...
You said so much. How could you just not say anything at all now. Was I only useful when you were bored? What the? I am not a toy. I am not going to be played with. This is for you. You missed out. You missed out on me. We’re done. I’m done. Stop. Just stop. It might not be hurting you. But its hurting me. More than you think. You said at the very beginning, “We won’t be...
Penguins can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore I am a...
REBLOG if you recognize a song just by its intro.
and all my friends are like
and I am like:
Reblog if you own a pair of VANS!
Some stuff on tumblr is so accurate it hurts
BEST THING TO DO ON AN AIRPLANE
1. Remove your laptop from a bag.
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.
3. Turn it on.
4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.
5. Connect to the Internet
6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.
7. Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Turn and observe the facial...
ARE THESE FROM GOD